Top r/NewParents Threads - Collection Status

draft January 19, 2026

Top r/NewParents Threads - Collection Status

Generated: 2026-01-19 07:57

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  • Total top threads identified: 394
  • Already in database: 41
  • Missing from database: 353

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Missing Threads (sorted by score)

RankScoreThread IDTitleURL
13403ys9wvuIs anyone else tired of the rise of the trend of anti-scienc…link
22432142xcqs”That was someone’s baby”link
3166710tjz71He looks like he’s advertising his personal injury law firm…link
4159313f4nc7First born home from the NICU today (after 24 days)!link
5151810nz0mx😂😂link
61442x6dmjbFor the desperate sleep deprived parentslink
7142910bneimGrandmas rejoice - the baby has socks on so she can’t be col…link
81415u93yvpWhen my baby was born and the hospital made us watch a video…link
9138011xjqxpYou ever look down while trying to get the baby to fall asle…link
1013571jicijvMy son choked today..link
111336q8uf44Y’all I did it.link
1213161339b5aI’m tired, bosslink
131290p5otbeSalty Boomers and the “Unnecessary” Baby Itemslink
14128911gb89gCan we talk about the lashes..link
15128715einw0Thinking I could work from home with a baby is the dumbest t…link
161264v5cku1Hey quick reminder friends: the way yall have to do this is …link
171260qhku50Hearing my 5wo daughter wake up, do a big stretch, and then …link
181232s7qez0MIL wants to be called Momlink
191223zttw97After years of trying to conceive, infertility treatment, su…link
201223w3xg4pTo the friends I lost by having a babylink
21121711shh6yMe and my Fiance just joined about 6 hours ago. Welcome into…link
2211981fh1vtwI got hammered at parents class today for using the term “br…link
231188sjk5ckIf you ever have the urge to utter the words “Oh just wait u…link
24118612t4wv8For all the dads to be. My biggest piece of advice..link
251183zisk37Women have been doing this the whole time?link
2611731529ah9My baby choked on food and couldn’t breathe (TW)link
27117311oep1hNo one ever told me thislink
281173r0kfpz[deleted by user]link
2911691fjf690Baby of the year contest is a scamlink
30116912ay2vbNo offense but, my partner sucks: updatelink
31116413c0am5I’m drowninglink
321128112zox8Another mind blown by the idea of a purple monkey in a bubbl…link
33111511r0in75 days old. Crying all night isn’t sleepinglink
3411141k6jmnfI thought I broke my baby… turns out I just needed sleep.link
35111211glty5Why can’t daycares just post their rateslink
3611071247iu2School shootings hit different now that I have a child of my…link
37109612jpk89Baby butt bongoslink
381090rgjvtqWe have a whole industry that thrives on fixing infant sleep…link
39108313tet0aMy baby(7mo) was attacked by a known doglink
401082su4l0gMan, having a newborn is the bestlink
411078134q24nnewborn wakes up crying hysterically for unknown reasonlink
42107311t26d1Joined the club 10 weeks ago and have been too busy to share…link
431066v661npCan we stop degrading c-sections?link
44105510jqrxgFirst time in a jumper. Most of it went inside the jumper. L…link
451053yu1wgvTo new dads from a new momlink
461052oow6qjAlways follow your instincts.link
471038yv3jxeI wish I could speak babishlink
481034vo82vsUnpopular opinion - Suggestive jokes about baby boys being i…link
491031t7lp4tHow to get babies and toddlers to sleep, the traditional wes…link
501031ouvpb9My mom said to me “I wish I had a mom like you growing up”.link
511014udu7y1Secret to Newborn Sleeplink
52101010t02gcI’m tired of being stuck inside due to the cold, so I bundle…link
531010sb0jhqThoughts from the 4th Trimesterlink
54100812s3whfBicycle kicks working their magiclink
5510051001ftmThis cracked me up 😂link
561003yy7xh9What is your biggest baby purchase regret?link
57100115bdcz8Advice for fatherslink
581001pjdck6This subreddit saved us tonight!link
5998515ammvgVacations are depressing as a new momlink
609821fw8b2zMy wife is undergoing surgery for unexplained bleeding after…link
6194513ird1nThis. This is why I cannot stand the aggressively childfree.link
6294215goyv2I Hate Baby Sleeplink
63934150evcjI yelled at my baby.link
6491513t43p9What’s a baby-related invention that you wish existed but ne…link
659081fl9imtCuddle that baby.link
669071jwfbztI mean this in the kindest way… why are so many people sho…link
678901fs58a3Two pieces of advice for New Parents that I got from my pedi…link
6888415nruvmUnpopular opinion: “You Got this mama” is the “Thoughts and …link
698621jkeg9k”They can’t fall off the floor”link
708511429rqdI actually have to model the lifestyle I want my baby to gro…link
7184713mr76etoday I bounced a sack of ricelink
7284413o4ywkCan we please talk about how incredible Bluey islink
73834156q8rvFound out my girlfriend is pregnantlink
7482213vsasqMy baby is mad he’s a babylink
7581314znk1iMy husband threw up immediately after I gave birth.link
768111fmngbxParenting experiences nobody warns you aboutlink
778071fkp66mTemu and shein leadlink
787761i5ulx5My vagina is back! Hallelujahlink
7976615h7rw9“Sleep when the baby sleeps” is an absolute myth and I’m so …link
8075514pdxa6DROWSY BUT AWAKE IS A SCAMlink
817471eyfhp5Things I didn’t realize were loud until I had a babylink
827451dwm2o7Today I told my 7 month old that it’s my first time toolink
8373914ljb6vDo I really have a CHILD?!link
8473513d6cnxBefore I leave this sub, I wanted to pass along one last pie…link
857341iohtnoHow the heck do people have multiple children?link
8673214asnh9I posted here 13 weeks agolink
877211flgx6bWhy didn’t anyone tell me how a baby’s face lights up when y…link
8871115k0bbyHow do people have two kidslink
89709149ol9aToday my 9 month old hugged melink
906871igwcdeBecoming a parent has made me question my parents’ choiceslink
91677159rsrc“She’s manipulating you”link
9266114gyujkHe can do MOST anything. With a stomp, stomp, stomplink
9365615on0alDevelopmentally normal babies under 1 year old wake up every…link
946451fk2xptShould we sue Jessica Alba? Baby of the year competitionlink
9564313upc67Opinion: “Wait till she’s moving”- why every ‘negative’ warn…link
966391fdnbnhCan we all agree your babies farts never stop being funny?link
9762414x44auPSA: No one else wants to hear your kids’ deviceslink
98620174syeeDoctor told me to feed baby less, now he scream cries all da…link
9962013mybtsEverything happens for a reason. And sometimes that reason i…link
10061913r5ot5No body told me that at 6 months old my baby would go from p…link
10161813cni9dMy son (2 months) just sneezed and farted at the same time a…link
102608158wzooWhen you have visitors over and they’re trying to tell you w…link
10359413k7omuSafe Sleep Pros, please tell me is my setup safe?link
10459413j03n3I am shooklink
1055901i7d83rPSA to parents on mat/pat leave: naps are your break time.link
10658514kjug53 weeks in. Would tell any of my friends in a heartbeat not …link
1075841hb2tdzI love him. But I miss her.link
10858414dm4drA Karen honked at me while trying to load my baby and stubbo…link
10957513d95zb(Funny) book recommendationlink
11057413zik6eAlmost lost my cool at the grocery store with a “caring Kare…link
11157114wq7b5Take the baby to the grocery storelink
1125681iltf9q“FTM”link
1135671j5ocycUS May Be Phasing Out Automatic Social Security Registration…link
11456513wizn7Now I know why many parents are no longer dog owners after a…link
11556114zcoa6Do These People Actually Exist?link
11656114jhtr7My MIL keeps calling my baby sexylink
11755313q0rk8Nobody ever told me about the judginess and competitiveness …link
1185521ji5saoJust another post reminding you they’re only this small once…link
11955213u4ft1TSA Rantlink
1205441idux63Hug and kiss your babies today. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️link
1215441dz7v69Questions non-parents asklink
1225321dz3l5zI just want a healthy baby :(link
12353113dsc59Guess when my newborn would sleep 🤪link
1245291i2v1e914 months in, and I cannot accept what I’ve done to my lifelink
12552915uzdrzAn elderly lady at the doctor’s told me her babies were alre…link
1265281ej7o3jA message to all over tired babieslink
1275261dxaxbnHere are a list of specific things that got better after new…link
12852514lw878Does anyone NOT pretend to eat their baby?link
12952313q0hqhHusband doesn’t want me to supplement….does he really get a …link
1305181d3hjjyBaby at a hospice….link
13151814cfyl0Holllddd up.. where’s my son???link
13251713fvys3Having a newborn sucks..?link
133510155jcf1Newer cars have auto lock. Do not load baby first and put ke…link
13450814qwycmFireworks are the worstlink
13550515ex8xwFeel like an idiot for taking baby to ERlink
13650513bdwokDoes anyone else hear phantom baby cries when not with their…link
1374821e0gs31Why do people say LO?link
13847915mg1jbMy daughter runs a very successful scamlink
1394781e1rhrbSo you don’t wipe the pee diapers? *surveylink
1404781dxzetjTip: ask to go to THEIR houselink
1414731etx5bdLibrary events for babies rantlink
1424721gls36oStop scaring new moms please!link
14346515uj690I’m feeling more stressed at six months than newborn stagelink
1444641huwn1rClapping milestone should come with a warning sign: for the …link
1454461g3oa04PSA: Costco is facing a lawsuit for not disclosing the prese…link
1464451fedfiyI ruined my life: I have an unhappy, irritable baby.link
14744515n11jiWhy is everyone so shocked when I say my baby doesn’t get wa…link
1484411jp1xvnTo those who read thislink
14943615itd4xIs it just me or are Pampers THE WORST??link
15043515vsrmpPetty Revenge - Bathroom Etiquettelink
15142615quzhvbeing called a “cow” for breastfeedinglink
1524251fk1jzmBaby of the Year - Scam? U tell me.link
153410197e1seyelled at my baby and i can’t forgive myselflink
1544081in15gu“Just Wait Until…” Positive Editionlink
1554061h2wcufPSA: if you’re debating taking your baby to the ER for dehyd…link
15640115r502eI hate that daycares do not list tuition prices on website.link
1573991j08kqpParents of infants - measles outbreaklink
1583951hxnv5fAlmost picked up the wrong kid at daycarelink
1593951fdfsmpI hate who I’ve becomelink
1603911k65l7iLife’s most precious gift destroyed us (for a long season)link
1613911dyhmp4No longer a newborn.link
1623901dxelze3:00 AM a Text to my Husbandlink
1633891fn09d0Villainized for rehoming my dog because she can’t mesh with …link
1643841fegu65Went from regretting every moment to this being the best thi…link
1653831dwtlwaDoes anyone else feel like pediatric guidelines are so legal…link
16638315ojaroDrinking to copelink
16737815ngyx0I finally get what my parents have always told melink
1683631c5jilsUnpopular opinionslink
1693611hv81mcI wish I never had a babylink
1703601gbxpxdI yelled at my babylink
1713601fovxkaReminder to slow down and enjoy while you canlink
1723601dzvdq4Does anyone NOT sleep train?link
1733571dywl5tMy friend actually practised self care postpartum and got mo…link
17435715u1tb8What’s something weird a non-parent friend has said about pa…link
1753491cqex9fI hate “pass the baby”link
17634915hzjkqAm I the only one overwhelmed by baby sleep “science”?link
1773461ka3g6kWWYD: baby crying & inconsolable, in a public placelink
17834515jc5w6Parents with glasses.. y’all aright?link
1793431flyk6jParents who’ve made it out of the newborn stage (or who are …link
1803391iluwhy‘Similac’ = ‘similar to lactation’link
18133615rzjb8My baby just got prescribed reflux medication, and I sobbed …link
1823351dx9ifzFound out today that my 1 month old can’t sleep without hear…link
1833341k9hca2I’m devastated.link
1843331fs2vz8How long do I wait?link
1853311fr8e60What is the advice that you want to shout from the rooftop t…link
1863291jl6zroNew awareness of human sufferinglink
18732819855hcDo you actually acknowledge the fact that you have created a…link
18832515lzf9wShamed by a fellow Momlink
1893241h1yl23Cryptic Pregnancylink
1903231eetku0My baby might have Down syndrome.link
19131015j9w2mWhat’s Your Newest Toxic Trait?link
1923011keyd64I thought I broke my baby. Turns out I just needed sleeplink
1933001d1v8a8Etiquette on strangers talking to my baby at the store?link
19430015jvpbiAnnoying lady at Costcolink
1952951et5blmwhy are some babies…..like thislink
1962901k2oyzuFDA’s Baby Formula Research Gutted - what should we do? How …link
1972831gnehcxI acquired a child, how do I keep him entertained?link
1982811g4vu0cI fucked up. Right?link
1992781j86cbvEveryone with multiple kids seem miserable - please convince…link
2002781ixcl00Do you care if your child looks nothing like you?link
2012751g9s2zaDropped my baby and feel disgusted and horriblelink
2022751f2hxrePeople will say anything!!link
2032691ixxqq1Why do the songs on the Fischer Price keyboard absolutely SL…link
2042691fof7trThings people don’t tell you about postpartum (resentment to…link
2052691fcfx9cMy baby turned blue yesterdaylink
2062621f29g9ccryptic pregnancy (long story, bring ur popcorn)link
2072521k3ddqwFor those that loved pre-baby life…tell me it’s worth itlink
2082501k7xtrrBad Results: 20 week Anatomy testlink
2092461i1zutaSleep deprivation is a form of torturelink
2102461e0plrpHow many of you have given up sleep training?link
2112451hq7c1yI think I have to rehome our dogslink
2122451ewwd8pBaby bath towels are the worstlink
2132441jsvw3yI swear sometimes Dads just don’t get it…link
2142431iox50pwhat’s that ONE newborn must-have that actually made life ea…link
2152411e0x08rMy 2yo choked (she’s OK) on a piece of strawberry and I’m st…link
2162381fr27oeWhat children’s book do you find “weird”?link
2172361fn6t0rSleep when they sleep 🤣link
2182321fs9zj6Public changing tables!!!link
2192311e07ouzHusband expects me to watch baby while WFHlink
2202301el1zjwSmashed it guyslink
2212291flmzsyNo diaper change at nights. Yes sleep.link
2222271fq2fn8What are some baby safety tips or wellbeing hacks that might…link
2232261fjvrk0Preeclampsia - emergency C sectionlink
2242231j3d780Leaving my baby in daycare is absolutely killing melink
2252221ix7k99Doc told me my kid could have leukemia… now facing losing …link
2262221fok908Would I be a bad parent if I left my 7 week old to get the m…link
2272201e1hjpbAnybody else feel like living with a newborn is just an endl…link
2282171itvsbzAnyone else just have an insanely chill baby?link
2292171g3yxq3Anyone NOT sleep trained?link
2302171f489hmNeed honest advice - am I overreacting? 8 month old was left…link
2312151fq0rihAnyone else not love the newborn phase?link
2322061k772o7I hate this newborn stage. Every minute of itlink
2332061f9ohbaPSA for parents with newbornslink
2342041k79akxFirst poop explosion at 3AM… I was not readylink
2352011i9rfk9Admittedly I do not throw out my baby’s milk after 2 hours.link
2361971hc1r2bI feel like I made a lot of mistakes with my newborn and am …link
2371961fz61pjDid anyone else have such a fucked up life before that a bab…link
2381931hg16emComments about how baby doesn’t look like momlink
2391911k7f7nuListening to my husband snore while our baby screamslink
2401881hk4o8xApparently all we needed was the Kick and Play Pianolink
2411791flvswrHaving a baby made me love my husband morelink
2421781jo5ouwMy kid adorable, your kid…link
2431781i3hmitI was denied morphine after my c-sectionlink
2441771jdbr66non-sleep training parents… how are you doing?link
2451771hb94qgEmbarrassed by how awful my baby islink
2461751gzlw3vI am tired of my babylink
2471731hkwf9gIs it true that the new born stage is the easiest part of ra…link
2481721fyct29Why are pediatricians so adamant about strict breastfeeding …link
2491701hszd1gSuicidal in the eveningslink
2501651fwd9dnMy baby has started offering me his foodlink
2511651fm8jtwcries in newborn trencheslink
2521641igufsmI feel sad for my baby boylink
2531611k6a7quStarting Solids at 6 months - I feel like an idiotlink
2541571flmpsxMy chunky babylink
2551561jgr3rnAt what age did your baby sleep through the night (7 hours +…link
2561561hb0kfiIf you are thinking of transitioning to crib from bassinet b…link
2571551k7hlctHow are you new mother’s losing weight?link
2581551ijjsdfI’ve done everything wrong tonightlink
2591551i84efyWorst 24h of my life. My baby has a seizure disorderlink
2601551fucj8qEvolution is a cruel mistress.link
2611551foc52iWhen did you enjoy motherhood?link
2621551fnqvgdBUILD ME YOUR SICK DAY BOX for babies under 6mlink
2631531fpm6h9I really can’t do thislink
2641511g47gxyEnjoy all the contact napslink
2651501fokiv2Today I let my 5 week old “cry it out” for 10 minutes and I …link
2661491iugdihChanging my 11mo diaper has become a nightmarelink
2671481hsujyyBaby hates face/nose being wiped and husband thinks I’m a di…link
2681471hpavr0people think i’ve created a “velcro baby”link
2691461k1eyhwMy husband got so physically sick after I gave birth. Has th…link
2701461j9zo36What are your best lyrical hits?link
2711441k7f9p6Your kid doesn’t need “enrichment.” They need to be bored.link
2721441iryxqfBaby eats FACElink
2731431k6a2lwGastro specialist cleared my 4m old to start on purées.link
2741421i9wg2zWe deserve better postpartum supportlink
2751411i8ais9Everyday is a non stop loop.link
2761401kf6xheI cried today because my baby reached for me for the first t…link
2771401k1crrlMy favourite piece of advicelink
2781371k7a07fChill parents who dont track and plan around babies naps, HO…link
2791361hbhnypOur baby just turned onelink
2801291j3anqaMy baby slept 8-hours straight for the first time!link
2811291hmu4fsMy baby has RSV, we missed Christmas, and the world did not …link
2821281jv8omlWhat “brand” of parent are you?link
2831281jf20y6Figuring out baby sleep/nap schedule should be an Olympic sp…link
2841271i9xgjfNo juicelink
2851241j0krtzGuilty for using plastic baby bottles and frequently heat th…link
2861231hf8ajkWhy didn’t the parenting classes tell us this??link
2871221i7nhenThe only thing that keeps me pumping is the cost of formulalink
2881191jz0zviSo depressed about my post birth body. I gained 65lbs during…link
2891191jn8slaMom said my sons father doesn’t come around anymore because …link
2901181ivzl1wMotherhood has made me a horrible wifelink
2911161icxoe0Do you let you baby just lay in bed flapping its arms?link
2921161i1adbkCoworker making comments about my maternity leavelink
2931141iih8jdJust some middle-of-the-night thoughts of a postpartum nursi…link
2941131iee4qfWhat age do you start bathing daily??link
2951131hevu0gThe false teething periodlink
2961121kg548cPockets!?link
2971091jhp6usLabor & Delivery facts they DO NOT tell you about?link
2981061jfdxorI feel like I missed out on the newborn stagelink
2991051iyykchYou ever roll your eyes…link
3001041k6pgphPlease tell me I’m not alone in thislink
3011031jnssx8I don’t want to be a motherlink
3021021hxc4ibThey warn about poop. And poor sleep. And pee fountains. But…link
3031001k6bbzfSomeone just called my 2 month old fat.link
3041001j3cdt8For parents who do screen timelink
3051001i7t3czIs my partner being selfish ? 6 day pplink
306991kc768nBad news(pt2): we have to terminate our baby😞😞😞😞link
307971k4gzi3NOBODY told me the pain AFTER delivery would be worse than c…link
308951je9esrWatch this to learn about babies!link
309941jtvzxwPostpartum rage. I’m ashamedlink
310931k6ns7wParenting a toddler is amazing!link
311931k09lq3Feel like the worst mom in the worldlink
312911ia0dmaMommies, how are y’all playing with your babies?link
313901k2jsheC-section took me TF outlink
314891j8y70sAnyone not tracking their baby?link
315891isk8x0Friend is pregnant and singlelink
316891ilr9svAre you really mine?link
317861jzieh9Are there parents who follow these rules: Minimal toy, no ta…link
318851k6x16nShould I wear my baby in the house? (Body carier)link
319831im7i18Dads just move so…slow😂link
320821id0waaDoes anyone else feel like inundated by social media posts a…link
321811iuuvziIs it bad that I asked if my mum has a cold? I have a newbor…link
322801ilqg0lIt’s… over?link
323791jg39yqI am getting so annoyed by how strangers keep saying what my…link
324781jehn20Sometimes I feel resentful towards friends with easy babies.link
325781inoqdlShoutout to the Pump Part Cleanup Crewlink
326781ieqdqmThe Ikea Raskög has been a game changerlink
327771ilw79aWhy do I need an engineering degree to stop Dr. Brown’s bott…link
328771i6o8v6Baby Monitors: phone or actual monitor?link
329741ism2t4Poomaggedon 2025link
330741io0z95How to do you take your baby out and about?link
331731k73ayuWhen is it the “right” time for baby #2?link
332721imh5poPlease someone helplink
333711ir915vWhat does ‘starting to walk’ and ‘baby’s first words’ even m…link
334691kf2yx2I’ve searched the whole of Reddit and I have not read of a b…link
335691k5v3ahI’m a horrible mumlink
336691ju3xibDo you feel obligated to give your child a sibling?link
337671k7vrrrAnyone else not drinking?link
338671j5mp1lWhat’s the craziest thing someone has told you was just “new…link
339661k7k6y8Daughter fell asleep on play mat in tummy time-can I let her…link
340651ispy1yWhat’s your innocuous parenting faillink
341631k4joteWhy are baby clothes so expensive…link
342621k7a2ryI cried over spilled milk. Literally.link
343621jipw8yAnyone have experience with the Chicco Fit360 car seat? It’s…link
344611jxt7z4My 9 month old is behind on milestones, and I feel like a fa…link
345611joe4p3How are you avoiding screen time for babies under 2?link
346611iu75zuC-section wound reopened?link
347591j4eymbTell me you’re also INHALING food now that you’re a parent …link
348591in9krgBreaking down my 3 month old baby expenseslink
349571j7yq08Baby Hacklink
350571j20db4Reminder: wash your fruit!link
351551isnr5jWhat nicknames/petnames do you have for your little one?link
352531jwl2boChanged my first diaper correctlylink
353521j1t663BOB Gear Revolution Flex 3.0 is down to $439link